Alistair: Did it hurt?

Morrigan: *sighs* Did what hurt?

Alistair: When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell

Anónimo
what kind of submissions do you like from your MALE followers?

housewifeswag:

the monetary kind. 

lesbian-pixie:

image

"your wings are too big"

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(vía filthylinen)

rowena: i'm looking over the plans

godric: yeah

rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor

godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason

rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school

godric: safest place

rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere

[in the distance]

salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong