hi im here to ruin everything 

(vía keepcalm-andmarryron)




homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes


That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

(Fuente: dutchster, vía mumu-doll)


i love posts that say ‘science has proven that’ with no actual sources. science has proven that i am sexy and hot and cool

(vía keepcalm-andmarryron)


In 5th grade I was supposed to have a sleepover at this girl’s house and after about maybe two hours there she said “do you hear the voices? There’s demons here” and I immediately called my mom to pick me up

(vía keepcalm-andmarryron)

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

(vía mumu-doll)